I am a Golden Retriever:
“You’re the most laidback, loyal friend anyone could ask for. Easygoing and reliable, we’re as likely to find you outdoors with a Frisbee as spending a lazy Sunday on the couch. You’re brainy and sporty, and your expressive eyes convey your sensitivity to other people’s feelings. Just don’t let anyone take advantage of your kindness and you’ll be top dog.”
Can you believe that crap?
One more day until the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show!